Raising twins is not what you think. Period. Itβs closer to paddle boarding in a typhoon or hang gliding in a hurricane. Or maybe neither of those are as thrilling or dangerous as raising twins.
Maybe youβre one of those who always dreamed of having twins. You imagined dressing them in matching outfits, proudly parading them around town, imagining the comments from jealous onlookers. Because two matching or coordinating babies are seriously cute.
I wasnβt one of those girls. So for our fifth pregnancy, I put off scheduling an appointment with my OB/GYN because I knew how to grow a baby. You can imagine my shock months later when I finally lay on the table with the ultrasound technician waving the wand over my belly saying, βOh, look! Thereβs two!β
Three years later, I’m still in shock but I have loved almost every minute of raising these boys. There are many things I learned about them and myself as a parent. Some people think raising twins is no big deal, especially people who have Irish twins, but itβs not the same. A few other twin moms joined me in sharing with you these 10 things you need to know about raising twins:
You will NEVER parent the same again.
You wonβt even look the same because youβll probably resemble a chicken covered in tar then sucked in a tornado. Youβll master the zombie walk with only tufts of feathers and bits of tar left on your feather-free behind.
What worked for child #1 wonβt work for his twin siblings.
Thereβs no one-size fits all parenting strategy and this is especially true with twins. I mean, there are two of them at the same time. You wonβt even know what parenting really is because this is more of a βsurvival of the fittestβ and you want to win.
They know teamwork like nobodyβs business.
Seriously, two-year-old twins could lead a self-improvement conference on team building skills.
Twins can be dangerous.
I donβt have statistics to back this up but Iβm saying you have a 1-in-2 chance of landing in the ER with twins. Or 2-in-2 if you have twin boys. Us twin moms are constantly tripping over one or the other to get to them before they do something to hurt themselves! And since there are two of them, if they are in a potentially dangerous situation, itβs hard to grab both of them at the same time.
Problem solving is childβs play.
There is no place to hide a package of cookies that your twins wonβt find, use their secret language to communicate the best way to rescue said cookies, and then scale the refrigerator to score the cookies while the other claims look-out duty, protecting them both from the adults.
Twins shareβ¦sometimes.
Itβs in your best interest to just man up and buy two of everything, especially if itβs food-related. This means two cups of water, two boxes of raisins, two popsicles, two Tonka trucks, etc. You see what I’m saying? There’s a time and place for teaching to share but when it comes to food, just buy two.
They have their own language.
And sometimes they donβt even use this language because they excel in mental telepathy and they just know what the other one is thinking. Itβs uncanny and occasionally terrifying for us parents because we have no idea whatβs coming next.
They share an incredible bond with one another.
They even prefer to sleep with each other rather than alone. I remember even in the hospital, just hours after they were born, the nurses had to put them in the same crib because they cried apart from each other. Three years later, they refuse to sleep without physical contact from the other.
Everyone has a twin story to share.
Whether youβre paying for groceries or pumping gas, people wonβt think twice about stopping to tell you they noticed your twins. Theyβll tell you about their uncleβs momβs stepson (twice removed) whose wife had twins 19 years ago. This is true. But now that you know what to expect, just adjust your errand time to include a few extra minutes for strangerβs stories.
Theyβre inseparable.
Where you find one, you will find the other. Usually, youβll find them getting into trouble together. But itβs also the sweetest thing about twinsβhow theyβre always together, looking out for one another, preferring to play with their twin rather than anyone else. They hold hands, laugh together, love often, and live well.
If youβre considering twins (in case thatβs an option), these are a few things to consider about raising them. If you already have twins and youβre in the thick of things, donβt worry βthereβs hope! Twin moms across the world have successfully brought up healthy, thriving, loving twins. So donβt doubt this stage youβre in will last forever, because itβs only fleeting, so try to kick back, loosen up, and enjoy every moment with your twins. Record those precious memories on paper or video camera and save them for years for now.
Remember that even in the craziest times, there are two to love, two sets of arms to wrap themselves around your neck, two sweet bottoms to squish in your lap for stories and snuggles, and two hearts ready to be loved. God bless parents of twins everywhere!
A special thanks to fellow twin moms Mary Stanley and Kaitlin Schwartz for contributing to this post. You can follow Mary’s family on Facebook or purchase adorable handmade clothing from Kaitlin’s online shop. Thank you for reading!
This is such an insightful and cute post – I love the teamwork photo! That is REAL teamwork right there, they definitely deserved a cookie after that!! π
Alicia xx
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Thank you! haha–the cookie pic cracks me up too!
Truth!! I LOVE the pictures for 7 and 9 <3 Thanks for sharing this!
π Thank you for your awesome contribution and fabulous pictures!
Beautiful pictures! They are so cute! (most of the time, I’m sure lol)
Thank you! All of our children are cute and wonderful! π
Great post! My sisters are twins and I never quite understood their special relationship… They seem to cant live with or without each other!
Oh my word, this made me laugh out loud! They can’t live with or without each other! π I think understanding the twin bond is easier for a parent to understand than a sibling, especially during the growing up years. Thank you for sharing!
Oh, man… I could not imagine twins. I **think** if you have twins first, you kinda don’t know any better (not saying its not hard b/c man oh man it must be), but if you have twins after you already have a kid, you have somewhat of an idea of what you are in store for. That picture of them getting the cookies is just too cute. π
π Thanks for reading! I love that pic too!
The perfect post for anyone who thinks having twins is a walk in the park. They are adorable!
Yes! lol
Thank you!
To say you will never be the same parent again is spot on! As a mom of 1 YO twins, i totally agree and I LOVE this post so much. Sharing:)
It’s so true! Thank you for sharing!
I just found out last week that one of my best friends is having twins AND so is my sister-in-law!! I will be sharing this with them : )
haha! See, everyone has a twin story! π Congratulations to your best friend and sis-in-law on the twins!!!
They are adorable! I love the high energy, but I know it can be so hard. Way to go, mama!
Thank you! The high energy is great for keeping us active and on the move! π
This is so cute, My cousin just had twins so I’m sure she can totally relate to some of this and is preparing for the rest of it.
Congratulations to your cousin! Maybe don’t let her read this yet and scare her to death? lol Twins are great, just hard to keep up with sometimes. π
All so true! This perfectly depicts the life of a twin mom.
I loved reading this! I can only imagine that twins can be double the trouble. However, I can imagine that there is double the fun, double the love, and double the laughter (as well as double the booboos and so much more ha ha)! I definitely got a chuckle at a few of these (such as the ” tufts of feathers and bits of tar left on your feather-free behind” bit).
haha! Yes, they are double the everything but especially double the blessings and I wouldn’t change anything, even on those crazy hard, tar-covered days! lol
That is a great post!!! Loved to read this.
Thank you, Doris!
Yes.yes.yes. and number 1… the chicken covered in tar in a tornado, that’s me right now. 4 month old twins boys. Need I say more?? ???????
Oh, Alissa! I remember those days! Both twins hungry at the same time, both wanting to be held at the same time, one of them refusing to sleep unless swaddled tightly and curled in my arms. Super sweet now, but it was so hard then. You’ll get through this, sister!
I have 5 kids and I constantly tell my girlfriend with twins that I think her job is much tougher. Two 2 year olds… One is kicking my a#* and o have 4 big kids that I enlist to help me
Oh goodness! π Your sweet friend! Bless her heart–no big helpers?
Two year olds are something else, but the threes have always been worse for us and our twins just turned three last week. 8|
This is so cute! My mom is a twin and it’s fun seeing her and my aunt communicate non verbally π
That’s awesome, Mariah! Thanks for reading! π
Your twins are seriously so cute! My friend just had twins, I will have to pass your post on to her. Thanks for sharing!